I Am Totally Not Obsessed With Kristen Stewart...

K-Stew, with some hair in her eyes.

This is a whole Tumblr craze. Like, the only thing on Tumblr I ever check up on.

Not tomboy-ish, but still acceptable.

Aw, there's that tomboy-ish-ness!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 But... I totally am.

How can you not love this shrug/smile? HOW? IT IS PRECIOUS.

I even love Kristen enough to make fun of her. Like this. But you can make up for it by looking at these.

Her awkwardness is what makes her adorable! Have any of you even bothered to see The Runaways? If you haven't seen Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie and Kristen as Joan Jett, you have no license whatsoever to diss K-Stew. You WILL wish you were Dakota Fanning, because you get to have like 100 scenes with Kristen Stewart. And you get to kiss her on the face. WATCH IT NOW.

YUP.

BUT YOU GUYS, I saw Snow White and the Huntsman! Snow White did NOT have enough lines. I mean, you get KRISTEN STEWART in your movie and you don't give her any lines?! Not even any opportunities to awkwardly flip her hair and stutter while staring at the ground?! TOTAL FAILURE. Chris Hemsworth wasn't even that hot in the movie. He is like the epitome of hotness, Mr. Director Man. He was WAY WAY hotter as Thor. My favorite part of SWATH (that's an odd abbreviation you guys) was Florence + the Machine's song in the credits.

Every time I watch Twilight, I must resist the urge to push my television into my fireplace, because Edward Cullen is like the creep-master. At least Jacob's not that annoying. Renesmee is like the creepiest kid ever. 'Nuff said. Bella should just get together with Alice already. I mean, did you see Breaking Dawn Part I? There are like millions of fan-fictions that ship this stuff. No one plans an entire wedding for K-Stew without wishing they were in it.

Oh yeah, they're making On the Road by Jack Kerouac into a movie with K-Stew. My advice? Don't read it just because of K-Stew. It was literally the worst book report I ever had to write. You dang 1940's nonconformists!

Later, gatorettes! I've got a summer vacation to enjoy!

Yay! This exists too!

School's (Nearly) Out For Summer! Plus, Silly Dogs!

They see me rollin'... In my car that I cannot drive yet even though I'm almost 17... Yeah, I'm proactive you guys.

Hey, you little pretties out there! It's SUMMER VACATION!!! Well, technically I have one more test for tomorrow morning, but it's SO EASY compared to all the AP exams I took earlier this spring. Then it's really summer vacation! I can blog, like, all the time now, dudettes! HA! I can tell you of all the crazy things I have up my sleeve too, so stay tuned!

I thought I'd leave ya'll with a little summer vacation music too. It's not all happy though, because as I near graduation for next year, it's kind of hitting me that everything is changing. Like WAY too fast... I guess it's in a good way, but still! *whine.* When your thirteen-year-old cousin friends you on Facebook, you start to feel OLD. *sigh.*

Until next time, enjoy these happy/sad summer tunes, y'all. Try not to get your tears on your laptop. Go cry in your pool or something.

Everybody's Changing

Ch ch ch changes!

Yay! Silly Dog Number 2!! They see me flyin'...

P.S. My cat is snoring, because I'm blogging from  my new art desk in the basement... She is SO LOUD. And obese. Meh.